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Submitted by:  I_mean_really.
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Release Date:  Jan 25th, 2011
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A blond walked into a store to buy a pair of shoes. She found a pair she liked, and went over to the salesperson and asked how much they cost. "They go for $300," said the salesperson. "Ouch!" said the woman. "How come they cost so much?" "Because they are alligator shoes," said the salesperson. "We get them from only the finest alligators in the Florida everglades." The blond thought about it for a minute, and then left the store. A couple of days later, the salesperson was going to Disneyworld. As he was driving, he happened to see the same blond standing in a swamp. She had a shotgun slung over her shoulder. The salesperson decided to double back to see what she was up to. As he approached her, her heard a loud BANG! He rushed over to see if she was alright. He saw her standing by five dead alligators. As he walked up, she was pulling a sixth one out of the swamp. She flipped the alligator over. "Nope," she said. "No shoes on that one either."
 
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why (by sunny, Jul 17th, 2007)
the 5 alligators died , you know , she said :"No shoes on that one either."
 
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