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Feel Like a Woman [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Helen
Total Views:  58260
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 99 rate(s)

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
 
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Comment:  9 [Add Comment]
hey crystal (by Katie, Sep 1st, 2009)
get a life and join the REAL world, it was just a joke, sweetheart
i agree joe. (by Kat, Sep 9th, 2008)
Hey Joe. Yup that B$%&* is defently single. lol.
A reply to lol (by baddest, Jan 14th, 2008)
Ha ha...i think the lady who made the first two comments on this joke is either a lesbian or dummy..
lol (by joe, Nov 22nd, 2007)
wow what a bitch, good luck finding a man cause it won't happen.
sam (by sam, Aug 14th, 2007)
i like that
lol (by crystal, Jul 20th, 2007)
this joke sucks! it is totally discrasing women. we arent the bitches, the men are p*ssy whipped! this joke and the person who put it on here can kiss my white *ss. im a woman i dont iron clothes or bow down to any man any way. any guy that im with does their own sh*t, they deal with it, why because their p*ssy whipped, women have the control in this world! all guys can deal with it, because without us they wouldnt exist! u underestimate women but they give birth, they populate the world and yet these idiots out here are being the sexist *ssh*les they are, acting like women should do their dirty work. the world is changing and women are independent these days. we dont need you *ssh*les or the b*llshit that comes along with them! not now, not ever!
How does it ? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
This story made me feel, guys :)), even though i'm not a woman.
omg (by jenifer, Jul 12th, 2007)
omg...this guy must be a gay...LMAO
well well well (by nautin, Jun 29th, 2007)
she miss the chance.... this's too bad ...haha
 
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