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Feel Like a Woman
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
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Total Views: 25029 |
Submitted by: Helen |
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Release Date: Mar 26th, 2007 |
Rating: Very Good | 82 rate(s)
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Comment: 9
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 hey crystal (by Katie, Sep 1st, 2009)
get a life and join the REAL world, it was just a joke, sweetheart |
i agree joe. (by Kat, Sep 9th, 2008)
Hey Joe. Yup that B$%&* is defently single.
lol. |
A reply to lol (by baddest, Jan 14th, 2008)
Ha ha...i think the lady who made the first two comments on this joke is either a lesbian or dummy.. |
lol (by joe, Nov 22nd, 2007)
wow what a bitch, good luck finding a man cause it won't happen. |
sam (by sam, Aug 14th, 2007)
i like that |
lol (by crystal, Jul 20th, 2007)
this joke sucks! it is totally discrasing women. we arent the bitches, the men are p*ssy whipped! this joke and the person who put it on here can kiss my white *ss. im a woman i dont iron clothes or bow down to any man any way. any guy that im with does their own sh*t, they deal with it, why because their p*ssy whipped, women have the control in this world! all guys can deal with it, because without us they wouldnt exist! u underestimate women but they give birth, they populate the world and yet these idiots out here are being the sexist *ssh*les they are, acting like women should do their dirty work. the world is changing and women are independent these days. we dont need you *ssh*les or the b*llshit that comes along with them! not now, not ever! |
How does it ? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
This story made me feel, guys :)), even though i'm not a woman. |
omg (by jenifer, Jul 12th, 2007)
omg...this guy must be a gay...LMAO |
well well well (by nautin, Jun 29th, 2007)
she miss the chance.... this's too bad ...haha |
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