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Submitted by:  Brittkat
Total Views:  1934
Release Date:  Jul 18th, 2007
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How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?
The door won't close.

How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?
There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
By the footprints in the butter
 
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such a tip! (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
a very brilliant tip in some ways! :))
 
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