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Submitted by:  chunkie-bag
Total Views:  2456
Release Date:  Jul 19th, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 1 rate(s)

A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.

The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".

So he radios the station and asks what to do.

The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".

So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your d*ck as you walk up to her".

So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his d*ck.

The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test.
 
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breathalizer test (by sunny, Jul 16th, 2007)
whipping out dick , aq strange kind ?
 
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