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Submitted by:  gay_cum_cock
Total Views:  3865
Release Date:  Jul 5th, 2007
Rating:  Fair (2) | 2 rate(s)

A guy named Bruce is passed out on the floor after a drunken night at the bar.

The bartender nudges him and says, "Bruce, mate, do you need a chair?"

Bruce replies, "Nah, thanks, mate, I’m all right standin’ up."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
"He is all right standing up" Hi hi, It is so funny!
A rob?? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Ha ha, I'm kidding. Just know that and obey the order :)).
Bar's strengthen! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
How can I say! But bar is house, beer is wife! Hehe
 
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