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Death in the Family [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  fizzy_b
Total Views:  2086
Release Date:  Jun 15th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible.

What's the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months?

How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!"
 
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Poisoned head (by Cathay, Jul 16th, 2007)
That's unusual man
sadness (by Bill, Jul 16th, 2007)
can you guess why is he sadness
Devil (by Whist, Jul 16th, 2007)
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "nothing!". What's devil
Distressed (by Juice, Jul 16th, 2007)
Nobody wanna to share his sorrow
Just kidding (by Chist, Jul 16th, 2007)
Read it and laugh out. That's great. Thanx
stupid ideas (by Kitty, Jul 16th, 2007)
don't give a damn about him
That explains it (by Holly, Jul 16th, 2007)
Next month, he will die because of hungry life
What's the problem?" (by Colla, Jul 16th, 2007)
His terrible problem is money
Bored life (by Fred, Jul 16th, 2007)
Idle folks lack no excuse
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
He cry because no one die in this month! (^_^)
Who's next (by Kenny, Jul 16th, 2007)
next month if nobody dies, he will die . A lazy man
Tragedy.. (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
I don't wanna c it again :((.
Frustrated...... (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
It's really sad. Let's pray for it!
this crack me up so much---my supervisor is hearing me laughing:) (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
Why the friend didn't leave u anything? So cute!!!!
 
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