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Deadbeat in a Bar [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  danddandreandreaa
Total Views:  1877
Release Date:  Jul 7th, 2007
Rating:  Fair | 2 rate(s)

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said "No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"

So the bartender said, "Well would you like a cigarette," but the man said "No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!"

The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said "No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it."

"As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son!"

The bartender said, "Your only son I presume!!"
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
"Your only son I presume" Hi hi, The bartender is so funny!
:((.. I can't imagine... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Really hard to understand this story. I'm tryin' :)).
Good !!!! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
Great things in the air :)). Ha ha. Really good.
kekek this is funny heheh (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
kkekkee this story is awesome kekke
 
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