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Submitted by:  CyberPussy
Total Views:  1901
Release Date:  Oct 4th, 2010
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 1 rate(s)

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she’s a Cubs fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they’re Cubs fans, too. Not really knowing what a Cubs fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher, the students launch their hands into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception: A girl named Lucy doesn’t go along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she’s decided to be different. "Because I’m not a Cubs fan," Lucy says.

"Then what are you?" asks the teacher.

"Why, I’m proud to be a Sox fan," boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she’s a Sox fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Sox fans, so I’m a Sox fan, too."

The teacher is now very angry. "That’s no reason!" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

Lucy pauses, then smiles. "Why, then," Lucy says, "I’d be a Cubs fan."
 
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yes - Sox, yes-cub (by jasminecrazy, Jul 16th, 2007)
what a jerk!!!
 
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