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Submitted by:  LiziŽnne
Total Views:  3922
Release Date:  Jul 5th, 2007
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What kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end. Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break. What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt. What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel. What's a ghosts favourite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster What was a witch's favourite subject when they were in school?
Spelling! What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone. Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because her baby was coffin.
 
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hoho ... nice jokes (by leepro, Jul 24th, 2007)
Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break. => i like this one the most ^^
 
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