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CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  hooker-samuel
Total Views:  5489
Release Date:  Jul 1st, 2007
Rating:  Excellent (5) | 1 rate(s)

You'll need the following:   1 cup of water
  1 cup of sugar
  4 large brown eggs
  2 cups of dried fruit
  1 teaspoon of salt
  1 cup of brown sugar
  Lemon juice
  Nuts
  1 bottle of whisky
 
Sample the whisky to check for quality.  Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again.  To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.  Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one  teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup.  Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit.  Mix on the turner.  If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity.  Next, sift two cups of salt.  Or something.  Who cares?
Check the whisky.  Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.  Add one table.  Spoon the sugar  or something.  Whatever you can find.  Grease the oven.  Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.  Don't  forget
to beat off the turner.  Throw the bowl out of the window.  Check  the whisky again and go to bed.
 
Tags: Christmas  a christmas story  christmas crafts  christmas jokes  merry christmas  noel 
Comment:  1 [Add Comment]
recipe! (by blackrose, Jul 22nd, 2007)
Have a wonderful cake, really??
 
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