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Chicken is a Ventriloquist [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  danko999
Total Views:  1946
Release Date:  Jun 18th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken. He sets them down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender "I’ll have a Scotch and Soda." Then the crocodile says "And I’ll have a Whiskey Sour." The (dumbfounded) bartender gasps "That’s incredible; I’ve never seen a crocodile that could talk!" And the guy says "He can’t; the chicken is a ventriloquist."
 
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Ventriloquist. (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
A chiken can say. Thatís incredible ! (^_^)
Isn't it ? (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
It's gone smart, really really smart :)).
haha poor bartender! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
my gods , cant believe it , these little .... dont know wat to say more lolz , funny , funny
 
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