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Cheap Beer [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  angelheart
Total Views:  2764
Release Date:  Jun 23rd, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 1 rate(s)

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

"How much money?" inquires the guy.

"Four cents," he replies.

"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.

"Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
So Funny (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
I like it!
Be careful, ha ha ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Cheap thing is not always good, man. Ha ha!
yeah i guess... oh well theyre just jokes... atleast we know we're feard! (by blackrose, Jul 9th, 2007)
this crack me up so much---my supervisor is hearing me laughing:)
 
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