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Submitted by:  IceJack
Total Views:  5574
Release Date:  Jul 5th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 4 rate(s)

Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I'm not coming into work today."

The boss says:
"You know Bob I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Touching...... (by Heizer, Feb 12th, 2012)
Really luv this one
Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 14th, 2007)
I read it. And I laugh so much. (^_^)
:((... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Why is it so meaningful? I love it.
present for dad (by glorious, Jul 5th, 2007)
a clever person does anything in anywhere
 
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