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Release Date:  Sep 14th, 2010
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Murphy was an optimist. My client(sponsor/customer) doesn’t know what he wants. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Nature is a mother. Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can. Needs are a function of what other people have. Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference. Never ask the barber if you need a haircut or a salesman if his is a good price. Never be first to do anything. Never be last.
 
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Nature! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
Everything can go directly by nature. So don't worry too much if u have heavy trouble!
 
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