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Submitted by:  HellBlazeR
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Release Date:  Sep 14th, 2010
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value. Maybe I can’t make you do it but I sure can make you sorry you didn’t! Maybe you can’t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it. Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. Men can live without air for a few minutes, without water for a few days, without food for about two months, and without new thoughts for years on end. Mere unassisted merit advances slowly, if it advances at all. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. Most projects require three hands. Most well-trodden paths lead nowhere. Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once.
 
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M!!!!!! (by blackrose, Jul 16th, 2007)
M word can begin with a lot of phrase!!!!!!!
 
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