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Bosses versus workers [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  crudking
Total Views:  3741
Release Date:  Jul 5th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 1 rate(s)

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
 
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Relationship!!!! (by blackrose, Jul 12th, 2007)
Not faith for us, but it's true! Why don't try to become a boss!!!
 
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