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Blondes and Lotteries [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Icy_Fire
Total Views:  2189
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business."

She didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car."

Still, she didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house."

Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Funny (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
Let's try it! You will like it!
She win? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Ha ha, what's happening in here, boys? =)). So so so cool.
oh god ! (by sunny, Jul 9th, 2007)
ticket to the hell ? or the Heaven ?
 
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