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Beware of dogs [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  lilsexymama
Total Views:  2294
Release Date:  Jul 16th, 2007
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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying
DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a
harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware
of?"

"Yep, that's him," he replied.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like
a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because", the owner replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept
tripping over him."
 
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it is a nice way! (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
it is a nice way to protect ur pet, isnt it? :D
 
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