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Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  claudette
Total Views:  1869
Release Date:  Jul 10th, 2007
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1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
Good (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
They are really the best reasons to drink!
Nice ! (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Follow it and you'll be fire :)).
Yes, that's it !!! (by kitty, Jul 15th, 2007)
Really smart, man! I'll apply it to reality :)).
Read to get more information! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
It's true!
 
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