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Submitted by:  little_kitty
Total Views:  4195
Release Date:  Jun 30th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 5 rate(s)

If you think life is bad. How would you like to be an egg?
* You only get laid once.
* You only get eaten once.
* It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft.
* You share your box with 11 other guys.
* But worst of all.... The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

So cheer up.....Your life ain't that bad!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, I mean day.


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Angelo S.
 
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bad enough ? (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
like an egg ? or share with 11 guys and so on ...
 
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