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Beer Festival [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  danko999
Total Views:  3466
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 3 rate(s)

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says "Hey Sen~or, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers, a Budweiser."

The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors."

He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down and says "Give me a Coke."

The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Interesting (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
The Guinness president has an intelligent answer!
Let's drink.... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
and get drunk, people. Ha ha.
reality! (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
The vital importance of beer in our society!
 
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