Audio4fun Community Audio Community
Every day a new tone for your mobile phone
Home | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Online Game Chat | Music | Add-ons | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds
Delicious
Editor's Choice
Funny Stuff
Funny ringtones
Funny sounds
Funny audio clips
Funny jokes
Funny flashes
Funny pictures
Funny Video
Music
Funny song parodies
Morphed songs
Free remix songs
Tutorials for Music Morpher
Community
VIP Store
Add-ons
Parody Voices
Astrology
Online Dating
Archive
--> -->
Add this page to your favorite Social Bookmarking websites: Facebook! TwitThis! Digg! Delicious

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day

New funny stuff
Animal lovers [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  LiQUiDiCE
Total Views:  2050
Release Date:  Jun 16th, 2007
Rating:  Poor (1) | 1 rate(s)

For all animal lovers out there:

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

and...

How do you make a dog go 'miaow'?
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw...
 
Tags:
Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Good jokes (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
It's too funny!
Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
He must be the animal killer! !(^.^)!
oh man, such lovers (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
animal lovers can follow this, he, and become animal killers =))
 
Share your funny jokes with us and your friends as well. It's very easy. Just upload here.
 
See other funny jokes:
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The gorilla sitting in the tree There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lion came by for a coo...
Total Views:  2040;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers A horse and a chicken A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse    falls int...
Total Views:  2103;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers Pray hard A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a ...
Total Views:  3354;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The man getting lost in the woods One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost. For two days he roamed...
Total Views:  5461;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The duck in the store A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Got any fresh frui...
Total Views:  3861;
Special offers: coupons, bonus for MP3 Player, media morpher, and voice changer purchasers The woman finds a pet A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at home. She...
Total Views:  3179;
  More animal jokes...

Other categories:
  Top 5 views   Bar Jokes (126)
  Blonde jokes (169)   Business jokes (267)
  Celebrities jokes (21)   Christmas jokes (251)
  Clean jokes (33)   Computer jokes (4)
  Condom jokes (4)   Crazy jokes (73)
  Dirty jokes (255)   More categories...
 
AV Voice Changer Software Diamond AV Music Morpher Gold AV Video Morpher AV Webcam Morpher
$99.95 $99.95 $29.95 $39.95

Field: Category:    

Voice changer software
Tell friends
Newsletter

Get all the new funny stuff emailed each day


New funny stuff
Home | Voice over for PC | Media Morphers | Community | Promotion | Forum | Holiday | Astrology | Smart Updates | Online Game Chat
Music | Funny Ringtones | Funny Stuff | Funny Sounds | Funny Song Parodies | Morphed Songs | Remix Songs | Funny Audio Clips