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Submitted by:  LiQUiDiCE
Total Views:  2014
Release Date:  Jun 16th, 2007
Rating:  Poor (1) | 1 rate(s)

For all animal lovers out there:

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

and...

How do you make a dog go 'miaow'?
Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw...
 
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Good jokes (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
It's too funny!
Uh oh (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
He must be the animal killer! !(^.^)!
oh man, such lovers (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
animal lovers can follow this, he, and become animal killers =))
 
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