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Alligator Shoes [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  Holden_Granville
Total Views:  2489
Release Date:  Jun 28th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 2 rate(s)

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
 
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Comment:  4 [Add Comment]
just toilet humor. (by glorious, Jul 23rd, 2007)
nothing more nothing less
Expensive.... (by billyoung, Jul 18th, 2007)
She must be really rich :D!
Good (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
I feel funny! I like it!
enjoy ? (by sunny, Jul 5th, 2007)
thanks for your story
 
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