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Submitted by:  devilwevill
Total Views:  1915
Release Date:  Jul 18th, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another.

He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"

"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket.

When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
Good (by nautin, Jul 17th, 2007)
Hi hi, I like it!
Yeah, fo' sho'... (by billyoung, Jul 16th, 2007)
Drink, drink more and drink forever :)).
So much laugh (by blackrose, Jul 10th, 2007)
Too funny..... :-P I can't myself from laughing.....
 
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