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Submitted by:  dit_my_little_dick
Total Views:  5869
Release Date:  Jun 20th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 8 rate(s)

I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
A Pope doesn't use his one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Pakistanis usually have long ones
After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one.
Are you afraid of taking a LONG one.
Do you want one?
How long do you want?
Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one
What you are thinking of?
Are you sure?
Its your Surname, what where you thinking of?
You Dirty mind!!!
 
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Hi hi (by nautin, Jul 16th, 2007)
I want a long and ... one. (^_^)
One wat? (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Nice blank to fill in, man. Kinda amazing.
creative and funny (by infinity, Jul 12th, 2007)
I read this joke somewhere...it'sreally creative and funny...LOL...
Dirt mind (by Jen, Jul 12th, 2007)
you guys here all passed the Dirty Mind test...LOL
it's really funny and clever (by Mae, Jul 12th, 2007)
when I read “The Chinese usually have short ones While the Pakistanis usually have long ones”, I was like “ehhh what the heck…how could they know?” O_O Ehhe…so, all chinese, Korean, Japanese, Vietnames, …all have short ONES…hahahahaha
freaking hillarious...LOL (by moom, Jul 12th, 2007)
LOLz....this's freakin' hillarious, i can't stop laughing at this one
It made my day (by Laura, Jul 12th, 2007)
LMAO...at firestm, i thought it was ehhh...the answer made me laugh so hard...thanks for sharing
It made my day (by starlete, Jul 12th, 2007)
LMAO...at firestm, i thought it was ehhh...the answer made me laugh so hard...thanks for sharing
All Men Have One ... (by glorious, Jun 25th, 2007)
when i read first sentense, i think it is a...hiiiiiiii. that answer solutely amazing
 
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