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Advantages Of Being A Woman [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  batty_butty
Total Views:  12570
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good (4) | 32 rate(s)

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
 
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Comment:  7 [Add Comment]
bra (by dipak mondal, Aug 11th, 2009)
relay i sold my wife bra today which i forgate
i wear padded bras... (by candy, Nov 27th, 2008)
i have very small boobs so i wear padded bras...my bf caught me cos he squeezed my boobs once...
Exellent (by Anonymous, Sep 9th, 2007)
Great job i didnt no bras had soo many sizes hehehehehe wat size is aa
Let's check.... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Does it fit? :)). Absolutely yes, man.
size AA (by cutegurl, Jul 12th, 2007)
AA means Any at all lol
nice one!!! (by kelly, Jul 12th, 2007)
haha...this's very good...btw, what does size AA stand for?
I like it! (by nautin, Jun 29th, 2007)
I didn't know that bra have so many size.. hehehe
 
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