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Submitted by:  deamonicangel
Total Views:  1860
Release Date:  Jul 3rd, 2007
Rating:  Excellent | 1 rate(s)

A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a
   sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we
   saw all the animals. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was
   good, but I wanted the word "'fascinate.'" Sally raised her hand. She
   said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I
   was fascinated." The teacher said, "Good, but I wanted the word
   'fascinate.'" Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated
   because Billy was noted for is bad language. She finally decided there
   was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him.
   Billy said, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs
   are so big she can only fasten 8."
 
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:)). (by billyoung, Jul 17th, 2007)
Good job. I appreciate that.
success (by fairylands, Jul 16th, 2007)
=)), yeap yeap, the word play makes the success
 
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