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Submitted by:  l.ikolrykptr
Total Views:  4725
Release Date:  Jun 25th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 3 rate(s)

A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE
1. Get up.
2. Pee.
3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea.
4. Pee.
5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don't have to stop in the
middle.
6. Drive to work. Pee at gas station. Complain about dirty
restroom. Go to a different gas station and pee there.
7. Get to work at Burger King. Pee. Wash hands.
8. Lunch. Slimfast. Pee.
9. Arrive home. Pee. Shower. Pee.
10. Promise sex to husband. Pee. Get up in the middle of sex
and pee.
11. Pee. Go to bed. Get up at 3 A.M. waking husband but
instead of giving him head, go and pee.
 
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funny (by jasminecrazy, Jul 10th, 2007)
Such a crazy.!!1
 
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