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A man's worst nightmare [Add Comment]
 
After a long night of making love, Danny rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked Sheila if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, Sheila replied, "That's me before the operation."
 
Total Views:  14831 Submitted by:  cool17crack
Release Date:  Jun 20th, 2007 Rating:  Good | 37 rate(s)

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WOW (by Babiicakes, Dec 5th, 2007)
That is hilarious! I wonder if he had fun?!
dam (by shellz, Oct 1st, 2007)
thats some scary shit, i would hate to be that guy....
Surprise (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
Hi hi, He has a big surprise!
Overwork.... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
He must have worked a lot last night :)) =)).
there is the same story (by angie3000, Jul 12th, 2007)
I remember my friend told me a story like this..it happened in real life. The husband ran away from his wife after she confessed to him about her operation...i really felt sorry for her :(
poor him (by jessecue, Jul 12th, 2007)
poor man...he must be in shock
 
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