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Release Date:  Aug 1st, 2008
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A kilometre.


Teacher : Peter how do you define a kilometre ?
Peter: It's easy sir even an infant could tell it.
Teacher : Then tell me.
Peter : Sir a kilometre is the distance in meters you can travel by carrying a load of a kilogram.
 
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