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Submitted by:  Hairball
Total Views:  1996
Release Date:  Jun 21st, 2007
Rating:  No Rated | 0 rate(s)

Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the
largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen
bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits.
Madam, please don't stand near the elephant's backside.... Madam, PLEASE
don't stand near the elephant's backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too
late; George, dig her out."  
 
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Comment:  3 [Add Comment]
No fear (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Good way to threat them
no poor the Women (by nautin, Jul 15th, 2007)
the Women isn't careful so she has a troube wit shit's elephant
poor the tourist guide (by fairylands, Jul 11th, 2007)
he should have been more careful!!!
 
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