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A cucumber, a Penis and an Olive [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  FATCOCK
Total Views:  16976
Release Date:  Jul 20th, 2007
Rating:  Good (3) | 13 rate(s)

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking.

The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad."

The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza."

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"
 
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the worst (by sunny, Jul 13th, 2007)
it sees to me that the most miserible is the penis .
 
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