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A blind man [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  dushanmandick
Total Views:  2342
Release Date:  Jul 9th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 2 rate(s)

A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting
   to cross the street,  when his pooch lifts his leg and p*sses down the side of his nice  herringbone tweed  trousers. The guy immediately reaches into his jacket pocket and  retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to offer to Fido.
   A businessman, who is also waiting to cross the street, observes this
   happening and interrupts, "Excuse me buddy, but are you aware of the fact that your
   dog just p*ssed all down the leg of your pants?"
   "Yes, I'm trying to break him of this dreadful habit", replies the
   blind man.
   "Well, it's none of my business," says the onlooker, "but you're not
   going to teach him much by rewarding him with a biscuit!"
   To which the blind fellow chuckles, "Oh I'm not rewarding him. I'm
   just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!"
 
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Comment:  2 [Add Comment]
Eye (by glorious, Jul 19th, 2007)
Where is his eye??
poor the blind! (by fairylands, Jul 10th, 2007)
He must have lost many other food stuff!!!
 
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