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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin [Add Comment]
 
Submitted by:  indian_gangsta
Total Views:  11287
Release Date:  Mar 26th, 2007
Rating:  Very Good | 85 rate(s)

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
 
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:))... Funniest =)).... (by kitty, Jul 14th, 2007)
Kinda funny thing, man. I can't help laughing =)).
Blowed (by Kay Osolope, Jun 19th, 2007)
It just went on and on for a little crap line which you already knew the answer and half the time it didnt make sense
good (by outgrownd johnson, Apr 26th, 2007)
its 2 long 4 nothing
 
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